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Best of 2010: The Army of Toys’ Top Tits

December 16, 2010

We invited friends to submit their Best of 2010 lists, wherein the only rule was that they had to somehow pertain to local music. If you’d like to submit a list for possible publication, email us!

The Toys’ 2010 Top Tits List
(aka why it’s great having chicks in your band)

Compiled by Walter Sickert & the Army of Broken Toys, whose dada-esque circus carnival will run amuck all over First Night, as they host an evening filled with like-minded freaks.

10. Fluevogs are bisexual
9. Pants are for quitters
8. Stick-on mustaches
7. The tour bus smells GOOD
6. The Green Room is a lot more fun
5. Costumes are interchangeable
4. Corsets and binding are a given
3. Truth or Dare quickly degenerates
2. Frilly knickers
1. TITS!!!!!

Walter Sicker & the Army of Broken Toys are the Boston music community’s resident experts on steampunk, who you’re gonna call, and tits – as displayed here by Broken Toy Porcelain Dalya.
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3 Comments
  1. It's hard to argue with this post! I am convinced to have a band with women in it.

  2. Will you change the Bex DuSunshine to Porcelain Dalya, pretty please? I just changed my stage name =]

  3. yes, tits do seem to be a prerequisite for success on music & comedy scene for Boston ::: this is true ::: >>>

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